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#1921In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
#1922In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble.
-- Alan Perlis
#1923... in three to eight years we will have a machine with the general
intelligence of an average human being ... The machine will begin
to educate itself with fantastic speed. In a few months it will be
at genius level and a few months after that its powers will be
incalculable ...
-- Marvin Minsky, LIFE Magazine, November 20, 1970
#1924Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
-- Henry Spencer
#1925>>> Internal error in fortune program:
>>> fnum=2987 n=45 flag=1 goose_level=-232323
>>> Please write down these values and notify fortune program administrator.
#1926Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.

INSTRUCTION SET
Code Mnemonic What
0 NOP No Operation
1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)

Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!
#1927IOT trap -- core dumped
#1928Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
#1929Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to
be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
#1930: is not an identifier
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