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| | #1991 | | May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
| | | #1992 | | May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
| | | #1993 | | Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
| | | #1994 | | Meantime, in the slums below Ronnie's Ranch, Cynthia feels as if some one
has made voodoo boxen of her and her favorite backplanes. On this fine
moonlit night, some horrible persona has been jabbing away at, dragging
magnets over, and surging these voodoo boxen. Fortunately, they seem to
have gotten a bit bored and fallen asleep, for it looks like Cynthia may
get to go home. However, she has made note to quickly put together a totem
of sweaty, sordid static straps, random bits of wire, flecks of once meaniful
oxide, bus grant cards, gummy worms, and some bits of old pdp backplane to
hang above the machine room. This totem must be blessed by the old and wise
venerable god of unibus at once, before the idolatization of vme, q and pc
bus drive him to bitter revenge. Alas, if this fails, and the voodoo boxen
aren't destroyed, there may be more than worms in the apple. Next, the
arrival of voodoo optico transmitigational magneto killer paramecium, capable
of teleporting from cable to cable, screen to screen, ear to ear and hoof
to mouth...
| | | #1995 | | Memory fault - where am I?
| | | #1996 | | Memory fault -- brain fried
| | | #1997 | | Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!
| | | #1998 | | MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
| | | #1999 | | Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
| | | #2000 | | Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business.
-- P.J. Denning
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