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#2301The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
#2302The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2303The world is not octal despite DEC.
#2304The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
#2305The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
#2306THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
#2307... there are about 5,000 people who are part of that committee. These guys
have a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants
or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex
layers that are going to be agreed upon.
-- Craig Burton of Novell, Network World
#2308There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
#2309There are new messages.
#2310There are no games on this system.
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