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#2341This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland
student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.

One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use
Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one
computer language to another and has a built-in editing system
which identifies errors in the original program.
#2342This screen intentionally left blank.
#2343This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
#2344* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
#2345Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
-- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
Literacy for the 1990's.
#2346Those who can't write, write manuals.
#2347Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
-- Henry Spencer
#2348Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
#2349Thus spake the master programmer:
"A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program
is its own hell."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2350Thus spake the master programmer:
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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