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| #2401 |  | UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.
 -- Doug Gwyn
 
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| #2402 |  | Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... 
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| #2403 |  | Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ... 
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| #2404 |  | Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir 
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| #2405 |  | USENET would be a better laboratory if there were more labor and less oratory. -- Elizabeth Haley
 
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| #2406 |  | User hostile. 
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| #2407 |  | Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S.C. Johnson
 
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| #2408 |  | /usr/news/gotcha 
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| #2409 |  | Variables don't; constants aren't. 
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| #2410 |  | Vax Vobiscum 
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