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| #2421 | | We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.
-- John Naisbitt, Megatrends
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| #2422 | | We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
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| #2423 | | We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare
to be assimilated.
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| #2424 | | We are not a clone.
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| #2425 | | "We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem."
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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| #2426 | | We are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to
develop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmers
Manual.
-- Andrew Hume
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| #2427 | | We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
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| #2428 | | We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you
think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide. If Interactive EasyFlow
doesn't work: tough. If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow
messes up, it's you that's out the million, not us. If you don't like this
disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided
by law, up to and including nothing.
This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software
packages, but ours is in plain English and theirs is in legalese.
We didn't really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our
lawyers insisted. We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the
attack shark at which point we relented.
-- Haven Tree Software Limited, "Interactive EasyFlow"
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| #2429 | | We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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| #2430 | | We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
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