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#2701 | | It is your destiny. - Darth Vader
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#2702 | | Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side. - Han Solo
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#2703 | | How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
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#2704 | | How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
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#2705 | | To be is to program.
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#2706 | | To program is to be.
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#2707 | | I program, therefore I am.
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#2708 | | People are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange surroundings -- they can become accustomed to read Lisp and Fortran programs, for example. - Leon Sterling and Ehud Shapiro, Art of Prolog, MIT Press
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#2709 | | "I am your density." -- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
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#2710 | | "So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here." -- Biff in "Back to the Future"
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