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#3001"You're a creature of the night, Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this."
-- from the movie "The Lost Boys"
#3002"Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please."
-- The Phantom comics
#3003The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words
return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
#3004If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
#3005"A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson
#3006"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was."
-- Walt West
#3007"Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone."
-- G. B. Stearn
#3008"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#3009The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.
#3010"But this one goes to eleven."
-- Nigel Tufnel
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