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#3041 | | Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman
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#3042 | | Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
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#3043 | | Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman
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#3044 | | "Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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#3045 | | "Hello again, Peabody here..." -- Mister Peabody
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#3046 | | "It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes." -- Rick Obidiah
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#3047 | | "To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100 feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can remain submerged for up to 3 weeks." -- Garrison Keillor
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#3048 | | "Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance, science fiction..." -- Art Spiegelman
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#3049 | | "One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're real boring to look at. They're just badly designed. People from the left often are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design classes, you know?" -- Art Spiegelman
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#3050 | | "If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to the moon and back... and none of them would be complaining." -- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times
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