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#3131"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
#3132What to do in case of an alien attack:

1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.

-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
#3133"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
- Ted Turner
#3134"You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
#3135"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"
-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_
#3136"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
#3137Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
#3138Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
#3139"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
#3140"Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
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