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#3141"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
#3142"You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!"
-- Bloom County
#3143"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can*
you believe?!"
-- Bullwinkle J. Moose
#3144"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
#3145"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
#3146"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
-- unknown
#3147"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
-- John Huston
#3148"Be there. Aloha."
-- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_
#3149"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
#3150"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!"
-- Yosemite Sam
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