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#3281"Just think of a computer as hardware you can program."
-- Nigel de la Tierre
#3282"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time
serving it..."
-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
#3283"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
-- Albert Einstein
#3284"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers."
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
particularly vivid fantasy)
#3285Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
#3286Semper Fi, dude.
#3287Excitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty! As a tracer,
you must rid the computer networks of slimy, criminal data thieves.
They are tricky and the action gets tough, so watch out! Utilizing all
your skills, you'll either get your man or you'll get burned!
-- advertising for the computer game "Tracers"
#3288"An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth. Hell - this
is going to be a blood bath!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
#3289"Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and
I just had to shoot one."
-- Post Bros. Comics
#3290"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
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