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#3331
Don't panic.
#3332
The bug stops here.
#3333
The bug starts here.
#3334
"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same
entropy to create bugs instead?"
-- Steve Elias
#3335
"The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, because of
course you never do."
-- Gregory Bateson
#3336
"Your butt is mine."
-- Michael Jackson, Bad
#3337
Ship it.
#3338
"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."
-- Werner von Braun
#3339
"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if
it were a nail."
-- Abraham Maslow
#3340
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- The New Mighty Mouse
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