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#3351"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
#3352"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers
#3353"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI
#3354"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
#3355"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
-- Chip Salzenberg
#3356"Elvis is my copilot."
-- Cal Keegan
#3357"The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the
sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."
-- Richard P. Feynman
#3358How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?
#3359"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm beautiful, smart
and rich."
-- Calvin Keegan
#3360"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-- Bertrand Russell
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