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#3361Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting
against you.
#3362"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us."
-- militant religionists everywhere
#3363Baby On Board.
#3364"The net result is a system that is not only binary compatible with 4.3 BSD,
but is even bug for bug compatible in almost all features."
-- Avadit Tevanian, Jr., "Architecture-Independent Virtual Memory Management
for Parallel and Distributed Environments: The Mach Approach"
#3365"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected."
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972
#3366"Engineering without management is art."
-- Jeff Johnson
#3367"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf
#3368Brain off-line, please wait.
#3369--
-- uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been following your progress with considerable
-- karl@sugar.uu.net | interest, not to say contempt." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
-- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018



th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!

----------- cut here, don't forget to strip junk at the end, too -------------
"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"
-- Zippy
#3370Are you having fun yet?
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