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#3721 | | Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
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#3722 | | Applause, n: The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#3723 | | aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#3724 | | Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said."
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#3725 | | Arithmetic: An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
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#3726 | | Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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#3727 | | Armor's Axiom: Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
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#3728 | | Armstrong's Collection Law: If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
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#3729 | | Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
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#3730 | | Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
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