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| #3771 | | birth, n:
The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3772 | | bit, n:
A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color
refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago.
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| #3773 | | Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #3774 | | blithwapping:
Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #3775 | | Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
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| #3776 | | Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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| #3777 | | Blutarsky's Axiom:
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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| #3778 | | Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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| #3779 | | Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
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| #3780 | | Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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