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| #4171 |   | Kennedy's Market Theorem: 	Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, 	you've got to go broke.
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| #4172 |   | Kent's Heuristic: 	Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
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| #4173 |   | kern, v.: 	1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear 	of corn.  2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, 	metal object used as part of the monetary system.
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| #4174 |   | kernel, n.: 	A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval 	traditions of sorcery and black art.
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| #4175 |   | Kettering's Observation: 	Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
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| #4176 |   | Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: 	Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
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| #4177 |   | Kin, n.: 	An affliction of the blood.
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| #4178 |   | Kington's Law of Perforation: 	If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such 	as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest 	part of the paper.
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| #4179 |   | Kinkler's First Law: 	Responsibility always exceeds authority.
  Kinkler's Second Law: 	All the easy problems have been solved.
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| #4180 |   | Kliban's First Law of Dining: 	Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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