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| #4181 | | Kludge, n.:
An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a
distressing whole.
-- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation"
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| #4182 | | Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics.
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| #4183 | | knowledge, n.:
Things you believe.
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| #4184 | | Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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| #4185 | | Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4186 | | Labor, n.:
One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4187 | | Lackland's Laws:
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
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| #4188 | | Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4189 | | Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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| #4190 | | Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
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