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| #4261 |   | McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance: 	When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to 	lie down and rest.
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| #4262 |   | McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: 	If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
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| #4263 |   | Meade's Maxim: 	Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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| #4264 |   | Meader's Law: 	Whatever happens to you, it will previously 	have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
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| #4265 |   | meeting, n.: 	An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or 	department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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| #4266 |   | meetings, n.: 	A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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| #4267 |   | memo, n.: 	An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit 	of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
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| #4268 |   | Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American: 	The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
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| #4269 |   | Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American: 	The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the 	cork makes when it is popped.
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| #4270 |   | Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: 	All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
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