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#4281 | | Minicomputer: A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.
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#4282 | | MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
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#4283 | | Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4284 | | MIT: The Georgia Tech of the North
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#4285 | | Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
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#4286 | | mittsquinter, adj.: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#4287 | | Mix's Law: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building. There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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#4288 | | mixed emotions: Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff. With five empty seats.
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#4289 | | mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff... in your brand new Mercedes.
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#4290 | | modem, adj.: Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An unfortunate byproduct of kerning.
[That's sic!]
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