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#4301 | | Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
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#4302 | | mummy, n.: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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#4303 | | Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
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#4304 | | Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
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#4305 | | Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
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#4306 | | Mustgo, n.: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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#4307 | | My father taught me three things: (1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water. (2) Never try to draw to an inside straight. (3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.
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#4308 | | Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. -- Gerald Nachman
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#4309 | | narcolepulacyi, n.: The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#4310 | | nerd pack, n.: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes. Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.
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