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| #4431 | | QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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| #4432 | | QOTD:
"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
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| #4433 | | QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
|
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| #4434 | | QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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| #4435 | | QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
|
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| #4436 | | QOTD:
"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting position."
|
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| #4437 | | QOTD:
"I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."
|
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| #4438 | | QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
|
|
| #4439 | | QOTD:
"I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it
didn't work."
|
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| #4440 | | QOTD:
"I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a
horse with one of the horns broken off."
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