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#4471 | | QOTD: "Like this rose, our love will wilt and die."
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#4472 | | QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"
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#4473 | | QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
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#4474 | | QOTD: "Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?"
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#4475 | | QOTD: "Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."
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#4476 | | QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
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#4477 | | QOTD: "Our parents were never our age."
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#4478 | | QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies."
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#4479 | | QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
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#4480 | | QOTD: "She's about as smart as bait."
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