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#4501 | | QOTD: I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the ball in their court. -- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)
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#4502 | | QOTD: I'm not a nerd -- I'm "socially challenged".
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#4503 | | QOTD: I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".
[I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
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#4504 | | QOTD: I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
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#4505 | | QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old.
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#4506 | | QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
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#4507 | | QOTD: Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn. -- Goodstein, States of Matter
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#4508 | | QOTD: Money isn't everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch.
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#4509 | | QOTD: My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
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#4510 | | QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.
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