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#4511QOTD:
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
#4512QOTD:
Silence is the only virtue he has left.
#4513QOTD:
Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
#4514QOTD:
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
#4515QOTD:
Talk about willing people... over half of them are willing to work
and the others are more than willing to watch them.
#4516QOTD:
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
#4517QOTD:
The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
gerbil has more dark meat.
#4518QOTD:
Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great...
#4519Quality control, n.:
Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand
and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
#4520Quality Control, n.:
The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off
a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
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