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| #4571 | | Schmidt's Observation:
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
than a thin person.
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| #4572 | | Scott's First Law:
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's Second Law:
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary:
After the correction has been found in error, it will be
impossible to fit the original quantity back into the
equation.
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| #4573 | | scribline, n.:
The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4574 | | Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
will pick the wrong one.
Corollary:
If there is only one way to spell a name,
you will spell it wrong, anyway.
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| #4575 | | Second Law of Final Exams:
In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most
distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
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| #4576 | | Secretary's Revenge:
Filing almost everything under "the".
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| #4577 | | Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
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| #4578 | | Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
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| #4579 | | Senate, n.:
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #4580 | | senility, n.:
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
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