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| #4601 |   | Spence's Admonition: 	Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
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| #4602 |   | Spirtle, n.: 	The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye. 		-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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| #4603 |   | Spouse, n.: 	Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you 	wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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| #4604 |   | squatcho, n.: 	The button at the top of a baseball cap. 		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4605 |   | standards, n.: 	The principles we use to reject other people's code.
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| #4606 |   | statistics, n.: 	A system for expressing your political prejudices in convincing 	scientific guise.
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| #4607 |   | Steckel's Rule to Success: 	Good enough is never good enough.
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| #4608 |   | Steele's Law: 	There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men 	or fewer than one hundred.
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| #4609 |   | Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: 	Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have 	another drink.
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| #4610 |   | Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming: 	Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
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