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#4621sunset, n.:
Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths,
resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with
progressively reducing solar elevation.
#4622sushi, n.:
When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and
strapped on with electrical tape.
#4623Sushido, n.:
The way of the tuna.
#4624Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
-- Johnny Hart
#4625Sweater, n.:
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
#4626Swipple's Rule of Order:
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
#4627system-independent, adj.:
Works equally poorly on all systems.
#4628T-shirt of the Day:
Head for the Mountains
-- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer

Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):
If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!
-- courtesy someone else
#4629T-shirt Of The Day:
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
#4630T-shirt:
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
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