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| #4701 |   | U.S. of A.: 	"Don't speak to the bus driver." Germany: 	"It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver." England: 	"You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver." Scotland: 	"What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?" Italy: 	"Don't answer the driver."
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| #4702 |   | Udall's Fourth Law: 	Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you 	don't like.
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| #4703 |   | Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: 	Never use your thumb for a rule. 	You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
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| #4704 |   | Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: 	Superiority is recessive.
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| #4705 |   | understand, v.: 	To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which 	you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the 	basis of your own internal model instead.
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| #4706 |   | Unfair animal names:
  -- tsetse fly			-- bullhead -- booby			-- duck-billed platypus -- sapsucker			-- Clarence 		-- Gary Larson
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| #4707 |   | unfair competition, n.: 	Selling cheaper than we do.
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| #4708 |   | union, n.: 	A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
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| #4709 |   | Universe, n.: 	The problem.
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| #4710 |   | University, n.: 	Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, 	and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix 	it, and ...
  	[Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying 	 the credibility of the entire fortune program.  Ed.]
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