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| #4711 |   | Unnamed Law: 	If it happens, it must be possible.
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| #4712 |   | untold wealth, n.: 	What you left out on April 15th.
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| #4713 |   | User n.: 	A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
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| #4714 |   | user, n.: 	The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." 		-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
  [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used  when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]
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| #4715 |   | vacation, n.: 	A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that 	it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday 	life-style to recuperate.
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| #4716 |   | Vail's Second Axiom: 	The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the 	amount of work already completed.
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| #4717 |   | Van Roy's Law: 	An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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| #4718 |   | Van Roy's Law: 	Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.
  Van Roy's Truism: 	Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
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| #4719 |   | Vanilla, adj.: 	Ordinary flavor, standard.  See FLAVOR.  When used of food, 	very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla 	extract!  For example, "vanilla-flavored won ton soup" (or simply 	"vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary won ton soup, as opposed to hot 	and sour won ton soup.
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| #4720 |   | Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: 	(1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. 	(2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
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