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| #6691 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian."
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| #6692 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling."
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| #6693 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
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| #6694 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture."
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| #6695 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
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| #6696 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
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| #6697 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
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| #6698 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
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| #6699 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
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| #6700 |   | "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned."
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