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| #7191 |   | Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
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| #7192 |   | Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet. 		-- Mae West
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| #7193 |   | Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. 		-- James Garner
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| #7194 |   | Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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| #7195 |   | Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. 		-- Roger Price
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| #7196 |   | Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
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| #7197 |   | Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery. 		-- George Jean Nathan
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| #7198 |   | Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
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| #7199 |   | Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it.
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| #7200 |   | Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. 		-- Baskins
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