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#7781Dave Mack: "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
Allen Gwinn: "Yours is."
#7782Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may
have to eat them.
#7783Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
#7784Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
-- Bill Musselman
#7785Delay is preferable to error.
-- Thomas Jefferson
#7786Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#7787Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides
#7788Distance doesn't make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a
larger picture.
#7789Do clones have navels?
#7790Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.
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