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| #7821 | | Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
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| #7822 | | Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
wide awake.
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| #7823 | | Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and
looked at himself in the water.
"Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."
He turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards,
splashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side. Then he
looked at himself again.
"As I thought," he said, "no better from *____this* side. But nobody
minds. Nobody cares. Pathetic, that's what it is.
-- A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh," Chapter VI, "In Which Eeyore
Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents"
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| #7824 | | Elevators smell different to midgets.
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| #7825 | | Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
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| #7826 | | Enjoy yourself while you're still old.
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| #7827 | | Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
-- Onasander
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| #7828 | | Etiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.
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| #7829 | | Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
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| #7830 | | Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
-- Menander
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