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#7911He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
-- Samuel Johnson
#7912He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told, once when
it's explained, and once when he understands it.
#7913He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
-- Ring Lardner
#7914He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
-- Andrew Lang
#7915He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain
had fallen to the ground.
-- The Book of Serenity
#7916He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
#7917He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
#7918He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
#7919He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
#7920He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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