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#7961"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill
#7962I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G.K. Chesterton
#7963I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
-- Biff Barf
#7964I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
#7965I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write
faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A.J. Liebling
#7966I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
-- Robert Benchley
#7967I can't stand squealers; hit that guy.
-- Albert Anastasia
#7968I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
#7969I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened
of the old ones.
-- John Cage
#7970I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
-- Lillian Hellman
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