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#7981I don't mind arguing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me.
-- Richard Powers
#7982I don't remember it, but I have it written down.
#7983"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
#7984"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."

"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
-- James Thurber
#7985I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
#7986I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
#7987I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West
#7988I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
-- Beauregard Bugleboy
#7989I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy
#7990I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
-- Hal Clement
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