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#8011I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's
out to get him.
#8012I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce
desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of
the quest.
-- Madeleine Gobeil
#8013I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
#8014I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.
#8015I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can
help it.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
#8016I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd
listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire
#8017I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's
in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
-- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing Up"
#8018I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.
#8019I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
-- Amy Gorin
#8020"I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL
soon ..."
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