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#8021I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
#8022I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
#8023I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
#8024I'm successful because I'm lucky. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
#8025I've already told you more than I know.
#8026I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was
this little hole in the bottom ...
-- John Croll
#8027I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
#8028I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.
#8029"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer"
-- Senator Claghorn
#8030Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
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