 |
| #8051 | | If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.
|
|
| #8052 | | If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
|
|
| #8053 | | If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
|
|
| #8054 | | If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
|
|
| #8055 | | If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
|
|
| #8056 | | "If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
|
|
| #8057 | | If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
|
|
| #8058 | | If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
-- Ann Edwards-Duff
|
|
| #8059 | | If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
|
|
| #8060 | | If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then
you clearly don't understand the situation.
|
|
|
| ... ... |
