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#8071If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
#8072If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
#8073If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
-- Calvin Coolidge
#8074If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
#8075If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
#8076If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for
the computed load?
-- Christopher Hodder-Williams
#8077If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those
around you.
#8078If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
#8079If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to
boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
#8080If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it.
-- William Orton
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