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#8091If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
#8092If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
heartbeats.
#8093If you would understand your own age, read the works of fiction produced
in it. People in disguise speak freely.
#8094If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.
#8095If you're constantly being mistreated, you're cooperating with the treatment.
#8096If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow
morning, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman
#8097If you're happy, you're successful.
#8098If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
#8099In good speaking, should not the mind of the speaker know the truth of
the matter about which he is to speak?
-- Plato
#8100In matters of principle, stand like a rock;
in matters of taste, swim with the current.
-- Thomas Jefferson
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