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#8161It's hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most of them are bad.
#8162It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
#8163It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.
#8164It's interesting to think that many quite distinguished people have
bodies similar to yours.
#8165It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
#8166It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will
take full responsibility for you.
#8167It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
#8168Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
#8169Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going
to get hit.
-- Joey
#8170Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
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