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#8181Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
#8182Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.
#8183Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
-- Publilius Syrus
#8184Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
-- James Thurber
#8185Let's do it.
-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
#8186Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to
change his bed.
-- Charles Baudelaire
#8187Life is a series of rude awakenings.
-- R.V. Winkle
#8188Life is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would
wantonly inflict on someone else.
-- Clarence Darrow
#8189Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
#8190Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're the lead mule, all the
scenery looks about the same.
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