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| | #8191 | | "Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it
weren't for other people"
-- Blore
| | | #8192 | | Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches
over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow
His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the
other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their
religions.
-- Benjamin Spock
| | | #8193 | | Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode
into the saloon. As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man
galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'! Run fer yer lives!"
Suddenly, the saloon doors burst open. An enormous man, standing over
eight feet tall and weighing an easy 400 pounds, rode in on a bull, using a
rattlesnake for a whip. Grabbing the drifter by the arm and throwing him over
the bar, the giant thundered, "Gimme a drink!"
The terrified man handed over a bottle of whiskey, which the man
guzzled in one gulp and then smashed on the bar. He then stood aghast as
the man stuffed the broken bottle in his mouth, munched broken glass and
smacked his lips with relish.
"Can I, ah, uh, get you another, sir?" the drifter stammered.
"Naw, I gotta git outa here, boy," the man grunted. "Big Mike's
a-comin'."
| | | #8194 | | Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
-- Charles D'Hericault
| | | #8195 | | Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
-- Louise Beal
| | | #8196 | | Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
| | | #8197 | | Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge.
-- Benjamin Franklin
| | | #8198 | | Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
-- Bergan Evans
| | | #8199 | | Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood.
-- Daniel Hudson Burnham
| | | #8200 | | Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun
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