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| #8261 |   | Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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| #8262 |   | Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
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| #8263 |   | Never explain.  Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never believe you anyway. 		-- Elbert Hubbard
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| #8264 |   | Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. 		-- Marlo Thomas
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| #8265 |   | Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
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| #8266 |   | Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
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| #8267 |   | Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
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| #8268 |   | Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
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| #8269 |   | Never kick a man, unless he's down.
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| #8270 |   | Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
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