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#8481The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
drifting side by side to our common doom.
-- Clarence Darrow
#8482The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
#8483The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
#8484The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
#8485The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
#8486The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.
#8487The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
#8488The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream; it is a most depressing
and humiliating reality.
-- Oscar Wilde
#8489The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of course it is none
of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use
excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat
is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
#8490The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days.
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