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#8701When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
#8702When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course
is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
#8703When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
#8704When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath
your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
#8705When you speak to others for their own good it's advice;
when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.
#8706When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the
impression you will make.
#8707WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
#8708Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
#8709Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
#8710Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure
that they're not using it.
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