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#8721Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to
avoid responsibility with?
#8722Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they
are another's.
-- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681
#8723Why was I born with such contemporaries?
-- Oscar Wilde
#8724Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
-- Rabelais
#8725Will your long-winded speeches never end?
What ails you that you keep on arguing?
-- Job 16:3
#8726Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as
it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
#8727With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
try to be a fraud and a half.
-- Otto von Bismark
#8728With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
#8729Words must be weighed, not counted.
#8730Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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